screwed oral....... \(ToT)/

i'm trying to stick to my 'trend' of posting every 2 daes but seems lyk i'm just too busy...or slack too much b4 i do my hw. whichever.
anyway we hadd dis math quiz n a few of uss got rong n ms ang said we had to sing songs
tmr. dotys wonder wad i'll sing? will probably sing wif cy n i bet wise is singing wif his dar dar. *basin pls!* <<< i got dis fr e basin club on wise's blog. lol huever dhey r. but gd idea peeps! ^^
oral just SUCKED. it was lyk SO HARD n i totally screwed it up. i mean lyk totally. haiz i probably flunked. too sian 2 tink bout it.... lemme go emo now...bb...

funny stuff in class...0.o

ah ok. down 2 work (aka blogging).
we got dis bloody assignment 2 write a persuasive speech for oral. stupid right? dis doesnt even help in psle lor. haiz but gep mah....wad 2 do........ my topic is y ppl shld kip a blog ^^ lol sia.
oso, 2dae is a special dae.... sum1 turned 12 2 dae....guess hu??? tt's rite. DORA BEAN aka MONOKURU BO aka my da jie aka DORA POKE POKE aka Dorette Ong^^ luurves~~ happy bdae da jie!!!! ur officially older thn miie!!! *sobs*
ms leong was going through situational writing wif us, bout dis guy called sam wif dis list of reminders about dis trip 2 perth 2 meet his uncle joe or sth lyk tt. thn got dis part on wad 2 bring. we r supposed 2 include tt 'sam' brought dis photo album wif pics of aunt sth's weddings 4 uncle joe 2 view. thn on tt list of things 2 bring oso got how many pairs of socks 2 bring. thn got some ppl crap go ad in da socks part oso thn ms leong was nagging sae no nid add tt in cos uncle joe don wan noe wad socks n underwea we bring thn edison go say :but its 4 uncle joe to view wad?! wa lieo i tel u ah, we laff lyk shit la!!! so damn funny lor...roflmao haha thn we started all da crap about underwears hahaha so funny sia!! ^^
cy go ask wise bout y he hate us he said cos callie hate us n vice versa. n get dis: he said tt if it wasnt 4 callie, he wldnt hate us.
well. gtg liao. if not kns by mum 4 sidetracking while doing hw......stupid speech.

Latest Sutff

back.
ok i have 2 stuff 2 blog about: sports day and smops.
sports day was stupid. i sat beside arfan de arsehole.
was BORED 2 death. thn played da smacking game. u noe dose where u scissors-paper-stone thn lose will kena whacked on de hand? well ya tt game. thn i kena by da jie 5 times onli my hand red lyk shit sia!!!! thn cy n rey play wa lieo sia. blood bvessel burst ah. ouch.
best was dora n wise play i right in de middle thn u hear them whack u will wince 1 lor. *piack piack piack* ouch. lucky i nvr play wif arfan ^^.

smops even worse la. questions so damn diff!! got some logic questions lor. lyk dhey ask u:
got 3 containers containing white beads, red beads and a mixutre of both colours. all labels r labled rongly. thn dhey ask u must choose 1 container take out 1 bead n thn must tell which label is where. tt 1 super ez lor... its mixture... obvious rite?? if don understand ask on my tagboard...but u shld understand la....
ok gtg liaoz......bb....^^

Sci trip

ok lol sci trip was quite fun (lyk DUH).
my grp was me, ker rui, cheryl and jocelyn.
speaking of grps, guess hu was in an ALL BOIS grp wif arfan inside?
tt's right. callie.
she realli damn thick-skinned leh!! don care wad ppl say bout her.
too bad, but ppl r totally saying lots of stuff bout her. n as far as i noe, none of dose is gd.
SLUT.
well my grp caught a damsel fly, many snails n shrimps, 2 pond skaters, a weaver and another 1 i have no idea wad it's called but its kinda rare.
n wiseley n yong xiang both half fell into the pond.
hahaha losers roflmao.
onli their legs la, but yong xiang's socks turned muddy brown sia.
totally made my day ;D.
well thn we went home. but on the bus it was so fun lor. i made a msg in my pencil case.
don bother asking wad it was. me 2 noe, u 2 find out.
well ok tt's all bout sci trip cos it wasnt veri interesting.....bb...

Family Tree

Lolz nothing 2 blog bout so just some crapp...
here's the family tree in my sku.
it'll b quite confusing k?
main family:
mother: ker rui. its supposedly so but other ppl say she's not n she wants out of e family so let's just say she's e "rumored mother". sry sry sry kr so sry if i offended u!!!
father: jun hao
big bro: benjamin
2nd bro: reynold
3rd bro: gerald
3rd bro in-law (supposedly): synth-di
4th bro: arfan
4th bro in-law: callie. excuse me, but EW.
(new!) 5th bro: louis
5th bro in-law (supposedly): ying tong.
lol.
thn my mini family:
big sis: dorette
2nd sis: **** ***
xiao mei: me!
we 3 sis wanna b part of e main family too...
so we asking ker rui 2 adopt us. hehe
anyway, my sisters, rmb e arsehole song?
"******* is an arsehole an arsehole an arsehole..."
lol. sing 2 e tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean.
e chorus is just "arsehole".
u ppl can make up ur own lyrics.
hahaz
will post bout e sci trip tmr...if have time... if not...fri....
i'm still trying 2 set up a music player...
tag if u wan me 2 include any songs.
ok bb gtg till next time!

Achmed The Dead Terrorist

gawd dis vid is super funny larrs!!!!
hahaha
"silence! i kill u!"
"what the hell happened to my feet?!"
"son of a b*tch what the hell?!"
"STOP TOUCHING ME!!!"
"I KILL YOU!"
"ok wait what are u doing holy crap i'm in the air wait wait!"
"he has gas...!"
"it's not funny! he'll kill us!"
"oh tt's easy. they open e suitcase n i go 'ello! i am lindsay lohan!' "
"u racist bas*ard"
hahaha roflmao so funny!!!
now i totalli understand y e boiis r so crazy over dis video sia.
realli super funny leh!

Deathnote ROX!!!

ya deathnote TOTALLY rox lor.
anyway wanna ask u ppl whether u lyk Kira more or L more. personally i lyk Kira more cos he's CUTE. L is freaky lahz.
he wears MASCARA ppl. if tt's not freaky enuf, e way he typs is e 180 degree rotation of e F u sign dose guys do at sku. TNS ppl will noe. its funny but freaky. n he has damn high sugar intake!!! won he get diabetes???
another reason y i don lyk L is cos he out-smarted Kira n sorta got him killed.
n i lyk Remy more thn Ryuk. Ryuk is waaaay weird n freaky.
n i think Zealous is soooo cute!!! (:
1 more thing. check dis out.
Light is oso called Yagami rite?
Yagami spelled in reverse is....
lets see.
Y A G A M I (correct spelling)
I M A G A Y (reverse spelling)
put it 2gather n u have...
I'm a gay.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
POPPILOL!!!!!
LOL ROFLMAO.
ok gtg now bb

hooking up.

i took my ss test n math test liao. ss was lyk omg. 70% of e qs r EXACTLY e same as dose we saw in e practice ppr mrs chiam (ss cher) went through wif us! omfg la if i new i wld have rote it down n memorised it. mrs chiam is actually being nice in e way of sorta telling us e ans b4 we take e exam. 2 bad we didnt noe. now it sort made sense. she kept emphasising some of e qs when she went through wif us n dose qs came out in e exam lahz.
math was sucky. i managed 2 finish dose questions tt i noe how 2 do, which is quite an achievment cos i normally cant finish e ppr. well i just hope i'll do well cos i realli nid 2. my worst subject is math liaoz.
another thing tt happened is t we're totally predicting tt wise n callie will hook up. cos lyk callie has been totally FLIRTING wif wise recently. totally makes me sick lah! she admited tt she lyks wise. i have always hated him but now i actually sorta pity him lor. callie is in my list of bitches man. totally.
i wanna comment on e 'discussion' going on im my tagboard. special thanks 2 baby, rena and dorette yay love u guys.but i still dunno hu is baby!

Long time no post...!

gosh havent posted fer lyk a WK. changed my blog template. still in e midst of editing it.
well. let's see wad happened in dis wk.
well. for 1, a bitch has now been to my blog. URGH! sooooo disgusted.
i just want to say: wise pls guan hao ur nu peng you la.
don let her anyhow spam ppl's CLEAN tagboards.
n joel made chunyen cry. CRY. joel can b nice but apperantlyhe doesnt want 2 b 2 chunyen.
well nothing more 2 blog bout. probably cos i 4got liao.
so....gd bye...