sorry if i made you guys think i'm dead (i'm not!)
haha.
2dae 1st dae of 7th month!
if at night u walkin home alone, got gurl wif long hair and white dress approaching horr, better run away ahh. haha.
nothing much to blog bout, really.
my cussie huiqi jie got me an autograph bookie and a really pretty card for my birthdae. luuuurves!
then my aunt gave me angpao but my mum go keep sobbs.
haha. berber buying me deathnote notebk! luuuuuuuurve u ambii!
& i still wanan go singfest.
muttons damn funny. they make up stupid excuses on how to get into singfest.
"eh, excuse me, where is your ticket?"
"eh i am alicia keys mother ah. my name is clarke quays."
"ok ok go in."
haha so retarded. then got summore.
"eh sorry ah, i'm one of the parachuter's for the ndp ah, drop wrong place ah."
then got this dj very fat. call justin ang.
"eh i'm a maternity doctor ah, i heard one of your hosts justin ang pregnant ah."
hahaha.
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i've turned into a bachang aka dumpling.
wtf. haha.
cos of dorabeanie.
i was talking bout bachang or something then she start calling me that lor. bad dora.
that day me, dora and wiseley were making up food names for each other.
roflmao. haha. so dumb la.
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wanna hear some jokes?
#1: there was this big, fat bully in the school. one day, this boy called dennis decided to punish him. he spotted the bully in the canteen, walked up to him and said, "hey you! at exactly 10.20 am today, you will kiss my foot!" the bully was furious and started chasing dennis. however, as he was rather fat, he could hardly keep up. unfortunately, just then, the discipline master walked out in front of the bully. he took one look at him and said, "why are you running so fast?!" the bully said, "oh mr suresh, dennis said that i should kiss his foot at 10.20am!" upon hearing this, mr suresh said, " is that so? then why are you in such a hurry to kiss his foot? it is only 10.15 now. you still have 5 more mintues!"
hahahs. you'll never believe where i got this from. ms leong gave us a listening comprehension practice for psle 2006. haha. anybody who took their psle that year should know this joke. i think.
#2: this guy was driving down the mountain road. just then, this women came speeding up from the other direction and almost crashed into him. she rolled down her finger and screamed at him, "PIIIIIIG!!!" the guy was really angry, and screamed back "IDIOT!" then, he rounded the bend and crashed into a pig. haha.
#3: megan refuses to get out of her bed. "i can't go to school, mum! the kids make fun of me, the teachers all hate me, and i have way too much work!" she complained. "but you have to go to school, megan! you're the principal!" haha.
#4: this guy was walking past a mental institute with a long, tall wall. he heard some chanting coming from inside that sounded like, "thirteen! thirteen!" he chose to ignore it, as being a mental institute, the people inside could be doing anything. however, he kept wondering what were they doing. was it some kind of ritual? or a workout? finally, his curiosity got the better of him and he decided to take a peek. he looked all over the wall for a hole, and managed to find one near the bottom of the wall. he crouched down all the way, and peeked one eye through. however, he couldn't see a thing! just then, the chanting stopped and someone poked his eye with a pencil! then the chanting continued. it became, "fourteen! fourteen! hahah.
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go listen dangerous. dunno who it's by. but its nice. yeah.