Monday, March 8, 2010

"It's only meaningful to them cos they're bloody short."

Quoted by a nice senior.

Alot of things to say.
I feel like just copypaste-ing Yihan's whole blog post but aiya wtf.

So.
I know you guys are relatively professional compared to us, since you get to host this.
I know you guys "have taken alot of shit".
We're all humans; I suppose we all understand.
But.
That does not give y'all entitlement to blame us for stuff we didn't do.

First.
We did not eat all your food.
If we were all like hungry ghosts or something then yes perhaps we did kope a big portion of your food.
But we're not.
I asked Xinyung, she said she didn't see anyone take more than one plate.
Y'all weren't there; y'all didn't see the amount of food Yihan and Chihying ate.
Or rather lackthereof.
We may be a big bunch, but we're a freaking group of girls.
How much can we eat?

Second.
Yes I admit we're noisy.
It's cos our seniors didn't need that much peace and quiet to ruxi for a bei1ju4 so we assumed that since your show is a comedy y'all wouldn't like uhm yeah you get it.
I admit we have bad stage discipline (-cough- at daoju).
Can y'all just be abit more kuanrong?
I know on Friday after our show we were damn noisy when y'all were ruxi-ing.
But on Saturday I'm sure everyone did try their best to stfu.
Y'all don't have to roll your eyes and say "what the shit" when y'all see us right?
-censored name- and your zhuxi were met by our zhuxi, my senior and me at the door of LT3.
You freaking rolled your eyes at my zhuxi.
Wtf if this was like two different gangs you'd be freaking dead.
Show some basic respect please.

Third.
Oh, so our show's too long?
Not meaningful?
Well then no offence but I don't see alot of meaning in your show.
Not to brag but even the MP said our show is nice.
Bryce cried (like that helps alot but whatever) when watching.
We would cry, but we've watched it so many times that it's kinda numb.
And you say our show isn't meaningful?
What, cos you'll all be dads and not mothers?
Our show won the only GHW in last year's SYF.
Different actresses, but same script.
Try to not be so shallow.

Fourth.
If y'all say y'all hate that other school more then act like it.
From the way we saw it, y'all seem to like them alot.

Fifth.
I quote Yihan:
you say that we have too many props? FUCK YOU GUYS WE DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS SUCH A THING AS ‘ TOO MANY PROPS ‘ EXISTED. and fyi in drama you are supposed to USE props. its not our fault your drama center is so small there’s no space. please stop complaining about everything. fine what about this the next time you perform at our audi we will say like oh hwachong people you have too many props so go back to your lousy school you cannot perform here.

Sixth.
I quote Yihan again:
YOU SAY THAT NANYANG CHI DRAMA DONT HAVE ENOUGH CHIOBUS. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT ITS NOT LIKE HUAGANG HAS A TRUCKLOAD OF SHUAI-GES. SO GET A FUCKING MIRROR, YES?
Please la look at Yihan, still say no chiobu?

Seventh.
Please stop PMS-ing.
You're guys.
We're girls.
We're not even as bad as you.
The whole show is over.
Just get over it.

Eighth.
You screwed our show y'know that?
What with not removing the UV light and the random PPT projection.
Then come and blame us?
Like someone I knew would say: 吃错药啊?

Ninth.
To that freaking asshole in dengguang.
Dear asshole.
I know you have a name but I think you're not fit to be named.
Look, Weiling and I have been doing lights for two weeks.
TWO FUCKING WEEKS.
First we had to get used to the Nanyang Audi board.
Then they uproot us and plant us temporarily in HCI.
We only had one day before performance to get used to everything.
And what's more Lijia laoshi kept changing some of the lights.
IS IT OUR FAULT WE NEED HIS HELP?
So we're not as pro as you, whatever.
No need to be a fucking insensitive bastard right?
"If they still need the teacher to help then what's the two of them for?"
Oh we're here to make sure that we don't get HCI people to do the lights for us, not like the other groups.
So that if the show is screwed its by our own hands, not your filthy ones.
Get a life.
And a new dengguang board (with Gobo this time).
FLOL,
Xingzhi.
Tenth.
Grow some eyes.
"Talking about props"?
"Discussing about the HCI people"?
If I wasn't crying during that time I would have laughed.

Yeshhhhh I am done.
Will edit if I think of stuff.

Reflections another day.

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