[One] Who was your last text from?
Shinigami. a nice text telling me to cheer up =]

[Two] Where was your default picture taken?
internet... durrr.

[Three] What's your FULL name?
are ya guys retarded?!

[Four] Your Current status?
on msn: online
for love: ...

[Five] What is your current mood?
emotionless. |:

[Six] How old are you?
12. as of o3o896

[Seven] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
i would change the fact that i ever volunteered to be a bloody prefect. yupp.

[Eight] What's your favourite colour(s)?
black. silver. pastel colours..

[Nine] Ever had a near death experience?
no.

[Ten] Something you do a lot?
blog. miss him. slack. pretend to mug.

[Eleven] Who can you tell ANYTHING to?
SCY, LKR & (sometimes) RY

[Twelve] Name someone with the same birthday as you.
jin xuan jie... fr yppae...

[Thirteen] If you could have one super power, what would it be?
to be able to grant as many wishes as i like. yeah. but only if i wan to. haha.

[Fourteen] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
...

[Fifteen] Favourite season?
autumn. =]

[Sixteen] Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
kung fu panda. haha. teen titans.. not so much since my mum stopped cable, which meant no disney channel. =[

[Seventeen] What are you drinking or eating at the moment?
nothing.

[Eighteen] What language(s) do you speak?
singlish. english. chinese.

[Nineteen] Describe your life in one word.
pathetic.

[Twenty] Do you have any tattoos?
this question is too retarded.

[Twenty-one] Who was the last person you hung out with?
chunnie! hahahXD

[Twenty-two] What are you thinking about right now?
...who else...?

[Twenty-three] What should you be doing?
mugging.

[Twenty-four] Who was the last person that made you upset?
...

[Twenty-five] What are you listening to?
Forever -- Chris Brown

[Twenty-six] Do you like working in the yard?
don't have one.

[Twenty-seven] Who is with you?
my family sucks. not worth mentioning.

[Twenty-eight] Do you act different around the person you like?
...

[Twenty-nine] What is your natural hair colour?
black.

[Thirty] Last time you were really happy?
really happy? how bout... when i was four...haha. honestly, i dunno.
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finally got to doing this retarded quiz.

Disclaimer: This speech is Unfit for Complaint because there are No Names included. Thank you for your understanding. The subject of this speech will be referred to as, "***". The number of asterisks (*) has no connection whatsoever to the Subject of the Speech.

Many words, terms and phrases I have looked at to try and describe ***. None are applicable. Hence, the following adjectives used in the speech should be deemed as horribly unaccurate and off the mark but believe me, its the best I can find.

More than once, I have entered a room only to have an unpleasant whiff of *** hit me. Although I might be a little more sensitive than some, I am sure that many of you have also undergone this experience.

I cringe at the sight of that abnormal face that look as though it has been squashed; the ears that, in comparism to what is normal for us humans, sticks right out, those fat lobes swaying; the ghastly, out-of-this-world haircut and the other abnormalities.

Dont judge a book based on its cover, the saying goes. Yet, this must be an exception; *** behaves exactly like how *** looks. Forced to be seated close to that lump of blubber, I cannot help but see *** treat stationery, amongst other things, as little snacks; that criminal tongue whip out to taste it's fingernails; the grubby fingers, like huge, overgrown maggots, grabbing a ruler and sticking it down the back of its shirt-doing the same for an innocent workbook.

More often than not, I myself, while looking forward, am suddenly exposed to that rotten breath and the cry, "WHAT?" I blink, change my focus, and notice *** glaring at me. Now, what did I do wrong?

Many has tried to get *** to change its ways; to explain as nicely as possible, what is wrong; a handful has even tried to, through brutal, but necessary, force, demand a change in it's attitude. Tried, yes, but failed. Not only that-a worser horror awaits the helpful. For *** runs wailing to *censored*, arguing the case unfairly. The helpful, on the other hand, are not given a chance to explain their deeds, facing undeserved punishment.

Even in a world where crime is rampant while justice and equality is scarce, it is unthinkable that even children, as we are considered, are succumbing to this cruel fate. Though some may argue that it is merely part and parcel of life, then is life truly worth living?

Isnt it time to bring *** to justice? To get ** to change its disgusting, vomiting-worthy, dependant-on-the-higher-order, suck-up-to-*censored*, vulgar and uncouth attitude?

It is in your hands.

Credits: .:tHe ShiNiGaMi:.

nice conversation on my tag board. sorry for being dead for the past few days.
glad that everyone i know are being just great frens with each other.
i'm so happy. so touched.
yeah enough sarcasm.
chunyen: no its not cute. NOT CUTE. and NOT SQUIRREL!!
kim: ah fine, fine. haha. psle is also later wadd.
amber: have to take it off. due to lychee. freaking hell.
tingjun: whatthefreakinghell. cannot take jokes ahh?? what makes you so different form other people?!
cousin: haha but crumpler bag is niceeeeeee.
charmiane: yupp. how u find my blog? oh wait. wiseley.
chunyen: ....
joel: hahaha but i still don get the bbq part. master chief is weird sia.
cousin: chill, jie! chill!!
ker rui: i wanttttt uh. i dunno what i want. you get me what i take what. =]
charmiane: okayys!
janelle: =]
dora: hi yuntun! (evil smile back) muahahah.
tingjun: nice example ur setting 4 some1 u asked to stop using fk. and DON'T CURSE MY COUSIN. DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE.
yingtong: you rawk.
chunyen: you too.
cousin: omg jie u rawk the most!!! yay =]

i shall copy yingtong. payback for...nvm.
thanks to people who got me a pressie/will get me a pressie/wished me happy birthday:

in school
chunyen [who gave me a really cute cup! miao.]
ker rui [who's getting me a pressie after psle.]
reynold [who wished me happy birthday cos i told him it was my bdae. idiot la u.]
dora bean [for her very nice notebook! but not for calling me bazhang.]
callie [who wished me happy birthday!]
joel [who got me really cuteeee stuff, haha.]
yingtong [who's getting my pressie after psle. but not for that song.]
amber [who's giving me my pressie tomorrow. yay!]
cheryl lee [who wished me happy birthday]
and i can't believe i'm saying this but...wiseley. i forced him 2 sae happy belated birthday, cos i wished him happy birthday on his bdae. muahahah.

from yppae
kimberly! [who's getting my pressie after psle later]
yinjean [who get me a really sweet notebook. (:]
shi en [who wished me happy birthday]
kai fang [who wished me happy birthday. i just rmbed she did.]
tingjun [who wished me happy birthday. i didn't know he remembered, haha.]

my family
sheralyn jie [who gave me a really cute autograph book. (:]
rena jie [who wished my happy birthday]
mum [who gave me and is gonna get me somemore pens]
dad [who got me tees and will get me the mickey mp3!]
sis [who wished me happy birthday and convinced my mum to get me kitkat. =.=' like i like kitkat.]
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replies to tags (mostly birthday wishes):
jean: ty! u 2!
kimberly: hahaha. go buy it!
yingtong: tyvm! :D
amber: haha :D ty!
joel: its not that late la. (: ty!
kimberly: muahahahah.
rena jie: yay ty jie!! ((:
yingtong: ....do you treasure your life, yt..?
joel: hahaha. cy, he said it, not me!
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haha. my presents include a cuppie from chunyen, a notebook from dora, a bottle and a magnet from joel, and a notebook from yinjean. tyvm, guyys!!
love the notebook. so cuteeeeee.
its a chipmunk, kayys?! not a squrriel. rahhh.
haha private joke.

today in chinese lesson we were going through compre, which i was totally sleeping when i did it. serious la. so boring. then somehow cls started talking bout "顶刮刮" then wiseley said something bout it, i think he pronounces it as "顶姑姑" HAHAHAH like, wtf la. sounds like " staple your aunt". have fun stapling your aunt, wiseley.

Disclaimer: the girl typing this is officially 12 years old. yeah.
haha (:
replies to tags.
dora: hi wanton! haha. tyvm :D
chunyen: freak u back. haha. now u sound like a dinosaur. hahaha.
kim (all in one): i not enuf $. wait until ur bdae la. my dad buying partly cos of my bdae. yeah. eh eh find 1 dae we all go watch. haha tyvm. ai ya..i know la..but so many singers there...*sniffles*
tingjun: ihateyou. u destroyed my innocence. that is, what's left of it. haha.
lea: tyvm!! :D
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argh bored.
no homework, which makes me even more bored.
sighs.
meeting kimberly for lunch later, at bugis. yeah.
changed my blog's music player.
the old one was buggin me. haha.
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i fell in love with Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocket Full Of Sunshine".
go listen. it rocks.

I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.
I got a love, and I know that it's all mine.
Oh.
Do what you want, but you're never gonna break me.
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me.
No.
Take me away ; a secret place,
A sweet escape; take me away.
Take me away to better days.
Take me away; a higher place.
There's a place that I go,
But nobody knows.
Where the rivers flow,
And I call it home.
And there's no more lies.
In the darkness, there's light.
And nobody cries.
There's only butterflies.

yeah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YINJEAN!! :DDD
kimberly showed me something really cool.
its this mickey mouse mp3 player.
its really really cuteeeee!
go to this blogshop.
scroll down till you see them.
and they're really cheap, too!
and so convenient la.
my dad said if i want he will buy fer me!
whoots~ haha.
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a random person sat on a banana yesterday.
i'm not at liberty to tell you who it is.
but its really really funny.
haha.
i'm still laughing.
yppae tommorrow.
yeah.
anyways tingjun i listened to the songs liao.
they're quite nice.
but the video for "build god, then we'll talk" is sick.
yeah.
hahahs. i didn't realise 9 in the afternoon was by them. psps.

sorry if i made you guys think i'm dead (i'm not!)
haha.
2dae 1st dae of 7th month!
if at night u walkin home alone, got gurl wif long hair and white dress approaching horr, better run away ahh. haha.
nothing much to blog bout, really.
my cussie huiqi jie got me an autograph bookie and a really pretty card for my birthdae. luuuurves!
then my aunt gave me angpao but my mum go keep sobbs.
haha. berber buying me deathnote notebk! luuuuuuuurve u ambii!
& i still wanan go singfest.
muttons damn funny. they make up stupid excuses on how to get into singfest.
"eh, excuse me, where is your ticket?"
"eh i am alicia keys mother ah. my name is clarke quays."
"ok ok go in."
haha so retarded. then got summore.
"eh sorry ah, i'm one of the parachuter's for the ndp ah, drop wrong place ah."
then got this dj very fat. call justin ang.
"eh i'm a maternity doctor ah, i heard one of your hosts justin ang pregnant ah."
hahaha.
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i've turned into a bachang aka dumpling.
wtf. haha.
cos of dorabeanie.
i was talking bout bachang or something then she start calling me that lor. bad dora.
that day me, dora and wiseley were making up food names for each other.
roflmao. haha. so dumb la.
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wanna hear some jokes?
#1: there was this big, fat bully in the school. one day, this boy called dennis decided to punish him. he spotted the bully in the canteen, walked up to him and said, "hey you! at exactly 10.20 am today, you will kiss my foot!" the bully was furious and started chasing dennis. however, as he was rather fat, he could hardly keep up. unfortunately, just then, the discipline master walked out in front of the bully. he took one look at him and said, "why are you running so fast?!" the bully said, "oh mr suresh, dennis said that i should kiss his foot at 10.20am!" upon hearing this, mr suresh said, " is that so? then why are you in such a hurry to kiss his foot? it is only 10.15 now. you still have 5 more mintues!"
hahahs. you'll never believe where i got this from. ms leong gave us a listening comprehension practice for psle 2006. haha. anybody who took their psle that year should know this joke. i think.
#2: this guy was driving down the mountain road. just then, this women came speeding up from the other direction and almost crashed into him. she rolled down her finger and screamed at him, "PIIIIIIG!!!" the guy was really angry, and screamed back "IDIOT!" then, he rounded the bend and crashed into a pig. haha.
#3: megan refuses to get out of her bed. "i can't go to school, mum! the kids make fun of me, the teachers all hate me, and i have way too much work!" she complained. "but you have to go to school, megan! you're the principal!" haha.
#4: this guy was walking past a mental institute with a long, tall wall. he heard some chanting coming from inside that sounded like, "thirteen! thirteen!" he chose to ignore it, as being a mental institute, the people inside could be doing anything. however, he kept wondering what were they doing. was it some kind of ritual? or a workout? finally, his curiosity got the better of him and he decided to take a peek. he looked all over the wall for a hole, and managed to find one near the bottom of the wall. he crouched down all the way, and peeked one eye through. however, he couldn't see a thing! just then, the chanting stopped and someone poked his eye with a pencil! then the chanting continued. it became, "fourteen! fourteen! hahah.
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go listen dangerous. dunno who it's by. but its nice. yeah.