but my friends keep on telling me that something's wrong.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's 2 scary!
Guy : Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and
put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl:Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
Girl: I love you too, please just slow
down now! Please!

(in the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into a
building because of a brake failure.
Two people were on it, but only 1
had survived .

The truth was that halfway down the
road, the guy realized that his brakes
broke, but he didn't want to let
the girl know. Instead, he had her say
she loved him and felt her hug one last
time, then he had her wear his helmet
so
that she would live even though it
meant
that he would die.

I found this on a random blog.

I don't like reading some people's blogs anymore.
Sometimes it makes me feel like killing them.
I'm really bored without YPPAE.
You people better go to Likshi's house on Sunday! :D

I love the music video for You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift.

And I'm off to continue Chapter 5/6 of that sadistic Chinese story I'm writing.

I have something that i love long-long.

I miss YPPAE ):
It feels good, not hating it anymore.
I missed the feeling of missing YPPAE.
...
Sounds weird.
3 more days! :D

I think The Ultimatum is one of the nicest Mediacorp shows ever :D
Zhenbinhui is so shuai <3
And I love the theme song.

I HATE HOMEWORK!


[EDIT]
Was sorta looking through my posts from one year ago, n i realised i toked lyk dis.
i dint even rmb until dat dae when i asked wb 2 look thru my past posts n he said he nvr saw so many short forms in his life b4.
Yucks I can't believe I used to type like that.
I spelt cool as kool.
[/dies]
But I remember last year, my tagboard was spammed by Tingjun and Zihan and other YPPAE people :D It was damn fun back then.
Looking back, I realise how fucking stupid I was.
What would I give; to go back to 2008; and redo everything that I did wrong?

the old me's dead and gone, but the new me will be alright.

Hahahaha I woke up at 12noon today, just in time for lunch :D
And I just realised I didn't reply tags in that last post *hides face in utter shame*
So here goes.
Lets hope Blogger doesn't screw up my HTML again.

10 Jun 09, 10:36

jiawen: hello shinji!
Hello Pek!

10 Jun 09, 20:06

yujun: hahaha...zhi bin is going to be famous
HAHAH THAT BLONDE.

10 Jun 09, 20:08

Jaclyn: I am scared of braces, Shinji. ):
You're getting braces? Ohmy.

10 Jun 09, 23:27

shanisse: SHINJI! come my house next week? ((: slack!
Lucky girl, got new house horrs. Which day?

10 Jun 09, 23:40

davis: hello tagg. ((L
Hello :D Haha the L looks funny (I know its a typo okay).

11 Jun 09, 20:50

del: oh. its working again. nvm

11 Jun 09, 20:50

del: garhzxc. still fails

11 Jun 09, 20:49

del: TEST
Lolwut.

13 Jun 09, 20:16

shanisse: tagtagtag <33
Okay, will tag you back :D

14 Jun 09, 23:17
Tingjun: MLS pissed me off just now too! MIDDLE FINGERS FTW. And you can change your BG color, HTML!

14 Jun 09, 23:17

Tingjun: I'll lend you Eminem and Green Day! and the urls, no, try others.
Yay thanks! Hmph, you help me think la. Relax about MLS :D But middle fingers do rock :D But the skin only looks nice on white! D:

I didn't post much about MHC or camp, so I shall do so since I have bloody lot of time.

MHC
It sucked. Big time.
Cos like alot of people didn't go help out (HINTHINT) then we didn't have enough people, so everyone must go do shit work la.
But Xingliang and Jingwen and Jingyuan and DamnIforgothisnamebutYujunandIthinkhe'sdamncute are damn cute!
Many thanks and apologies to Zidan Jie for putting up with us people :X
And I seriously think MLS is out to poison us.
Went to watch Terminator on the last day (since MLS didn't buy us pizza).
It kinda sucked.
[INSERT ZHIBIN'S BLONDE PICTURE WHICH I CANNOT POST YET SINCE I CANT TRANSFER PICUTRES FROM MY PHONE TO THIS &(!@^*#%) LAGGY COMP]

Camp~
Funfunfun!
Water games FTW :D And spraying ourselves with water from the hose in the toilet is damn shiok too.
I roomed with Yiling and Tingjia and the big people! For once man, before that I kept rooming with MLS.
MY POOR POOH BEAR KEPT GETTING HARRASSED BY ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE.
I don't like being group leader, even though my group has nice cute people.
But I liked my group's performance. The storyline is I think one lehh :D
I still liked last year's camp better.
But I saw Yinjean and Peipei! And we had this nice fun time talking and laughing and nudging and teasing.
Must come back soon okay, both of you :D
And I started callin everyone by weird names :D
Like Lingling and Junjun and Peipei and Shishi and Jeanjean and probably Jiajia.
Hohoho I am weird I know :D

Yesterday was stupid, biked to the beach for some Father's Day celebration thing.
Yuck.
But biking around Pasir Ris Park on my own, with the wind blowing (SOUNDS DAMN CLICHE) is really nice.
Pingxi knows Tingjun! Scary right.

I love sending long SMSes to Siowchunyen.
And Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) by Lady Gaga owns.

I kinda miss YPPAE now.
Goodbye!
There's nothing else I can say.

So i turn my head to the north; swallow that pill that they call pride.

I'M BACK, PEOPLE!
REJOICE!
Hahahahaha no.

Camp was fun!
Even though last year's was much nicer :X
I guess I kinda not hate YPPAE so much now.
Wait ignore the retarded grammar in that previous sentence :D

I am gonna change URL!
Cos everyone says its too long. (It is.)
And totally gonna change skin too.
Which URL is nicer?
caughtinthe--undertow.bs.com
OR
aintbeingafootnote.bs.com
OR
leftlace-untied.bs.com

TAG AND TELL ME OKAY :D

[EDIT]
I WANT GREEN DAY'S 21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN.
AND EMINEM'S RELAPSE.

[EDIT (again)]
Laughed my ass off while watching the music video of We Made You.
And I just realised that the blog skin I wanna use has a white BG.
But I am too lazy to go through my old posts and change font colour.
So just highlight the words when I change skin, peeps :D

I don't want to spend the rest of my Sunday with my family, dammit.

Shall blog about YPPAE just now (since I forgot)
We went to the Nan Yin dunno dunno what place.
It was damn cool sia, plus they sweep their floors can :D
MLS pisses us off with her know-it-all attitude.
But omg, the guy playing the Indian drums is so cool.
And super cute :D

Went to Bugis to eat, with Huiwen, Peifen, Tingjun, Yunzhou, Shuixin, Dianyi, Kaijing, Jinyang, Yingjie and Zac.
Lets just say that Hwachong people in YPPAE (okay maybe except Tingjun and Yunzhou and Zhibin) are...ahem.
Arcade was funny.

MY MUM IS SCREAMING NOW SO BYE.
And no, I did not get back my laptop.

i turn my head to the west; still nobody in sight.

TAG REPLIES :D
[I am lazy to reply those who just said "tagged", so like yeah, thanks so much <3]

4 Jun 09, 13:12

shanisse: XINGZHI!! yay we can go slack on tues? (geog fieldwork)
Ahem. Considering the date I replied you, we already did slack :D

4 Jun 09, 16:07

chunyen: why are you called shinji? O.O anw, why haven't you replied my smses? heehee marc's jokes are funny(:
Shinji's my Jap name. And I just replied you :D And Marc owns.

4 Jun 09, 23:27

Zhi Bin: Gosh now I feel so horrible for spoiling your moment by saying OMGS. I mean, it would have been a beautiful kiss xD.
YOU ARE DEAD, MUD.
YOUR BLONDE PICTURE IS SO GOING ON FACEBOOK.

5 Jun 09, 21:56

edison: as in, what you mean taonan people are real to you? like what im saying now?
...Nevermind.

6 Jun 09, 16:48

charmiane: *shouts xingzhi! mind doing the quiz at my blog?
Yes mam, when I get back my laptop mam.

7 Jun 09, 21:12

peipei: pity u sia... Sori arhz.
Huh wud ._.

7 Jun 09, 21:36

yujun: u kissing shuixin???
NO!!!

8 Jun 09, 00:50

shanisse: cya tmr <3, hoho slacking is fun(:
YES IT IS :D

8 Jun 09, 13:25

Tingjun: (L) the jokes. Especially the Crimewatch one. You'll have (fun) at camp! I SWEAR.
You forgot the fun right :X Sure not O_o And my friends funny marh :D

SORRY FOR NOT POSTING.
MY LAPPIE IS CONFISCATED SO I AM USING THE LAGGY COMP X:

Skipped YPPAE today!
'Cos I wasn't feeling very well.
(Actually it was also cos I wanted to watch movie :X)

The gathering was spastic sia, GEP 61 people only 8 people come ._.
Star Trek is retarded yeah, DON'T WATCH IT.

Off to YPPAE Camp, hohoho.
Will be back on the 13th.

SO GTG BYEE!

I turn my head to the east; I don't see nobody by my side.

I fucking hate YPPAE now.
Fucking bitches.

Zhibin's damn blonde, hahas.
And no, I was not going to kiss Shuixin please, so gross D<

On a sidenote, jokes from Wiseley who got them from Marc :D

• A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
• Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
• I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
• A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
  She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
  So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
• The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
  One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
  A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
  Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
  After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
  Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"
  The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
• Like most people my age,
  I'm 13.
• I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
  I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
  I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.
  
  Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that.
  
  
  
  

I'll let you be if you put down yer blazing gun.

Tag replies!

31 May 09, 13:42
edison: define real
Wud?

31 May 09, 15:55
jaclyn: STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART!
I'M SORRY T^T

31 May 09, 17:24
del: wud ._.
Wudwud.

31 May 09, 19:06
JIAWEN: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!
I WANT I WANT!
Okay I dunno what I want 8D

31 May 09, 21:08
chunyen: I realise why Taonan people are so real to me.%D�os everyone else's just too fake to handle. NICEEE(: heh i seem mean man. oh, you hate yppae? its like good yet bad dear. and i miss you luh D:
31 May 09, 21:08
chunyen: and wise is gonna kiss donut? omg.
I agree dear, about the yppae thing._. I miss you too! And no, we are not gonna let Kuku Monster get off so easily please! One of our candidates is Weizhi [eyebrow]

1 Jun 09, 09:43
jaclyn: I.. I... I WANT MOAR LOVE.
1 Jun 09, 09:43
jaclyn: [/shot]
NO BABY COME BACK TO ME.

1 Jun 09, 16:34
Daryl: lol ... xz , i seriously don't understand the "cheemness" of your post. maybe only the concerned person understands bahhs .
True, true.
EH wait, very cheem meh >_>

1 Jun 09, 21:39
Tingjun: Oh my, colorful. :D Why do you hate YPPAE like me? :D
:X I can't say here.

1 Jun 09, 23:07
davis: so wiseley goes round kissing random people?
We make him go round kissing random people. Whoots~ People like Weizhi.

Going to YPPAE everyday just makes me hate it more.

I'll leave you guys to guess how I got these marks.
And where this photo was taken :D