I turn my head to the east; I don't see nobody by my side.

I fucking hate YPPAE now.
Fucking bitches.

Zhibin's damn blonde, hahas.
And no, I was not going to kiss Shuixin please, so gross D<

On a sidenote, jokes from Wiseley who got them from Marc :D

• A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
• Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
• I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
• A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
  She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
  So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
• The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
  One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
  A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
  Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
  After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
  Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"
  The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
• Like most people my age,
  I'm 13.
• I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
  I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
  I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.
  
  Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that.