don't change.

Fuck it, go away, homework.
I don't know you.

Fuckin broken promises.

[EDIT]
Story :D
Only Chapter 1 for now.
I'll private(d) it when I have time, so tag if you want an invite.

don't stop.

I don't know whether I want extended holidays.
I'm really dying of boredom at home, but I'm too tired to go out.
Too tired; just too tired.
Wanna sleep forever and not wake up.
Plus I hate e-learning.
And then I'll be stuck at home with my mother and that bitch for an even longer period of time.
The only good stuff that could possibly come out of e-learning would be that my dad has to return me my laptop.
And that I won't have to wake up at 5am.
But then I won't get my pocket money, so I'll be broke.
Pffts.

So like Yujun said, I ended up not going for YPPAE on Sat.
Instead I went to Vivo, got pissed at my bleedin' family, then went for family gathering.
The only nice parts of that day were probably playing with Jessie, my cousin's dog, and walking around Vivo aimlessly after dumping my parents.
I didn't even get to watch the whole episode of BOF.
But I did get another pack of chocs from Candy Empire :D

Sunday; YPPAE, finally.
Though I can say that after one week of missing it, I'm pretty much going to hate it soon.
Went to some party shop in Bugis Village to buy plastic bags for water games, then went to Likshi's house with Yiling.
Three of us, plus Likqi and her friend; dunno-how-many water bombs.
I was the first to get wet, almost got sick.
I feel so weak.
Likshi's mum cooks awesome laksa.
I now have silver nails, compliments of Likshi.

Hah, sorry?
For what?
We didn't expect to have the honor of your presence(s) anyway.

I seriously should start on my homework.

about you now.

Pffts. I want a new URL.
Because I got the blogskin I want already, edited it already, but I wanna change URL along with the skin ._.
Let's just say the skin used to look like this.
I feel proud of myself, considering how suck I am at HTML.

My comp clock says12.00.
YPPAE in 2 more hours.
Goodbye!

How I feel.

If you SMS me and I don't reply, forgive me please.
My phone is fucking screwed.
Blame it on the alcohol.

You don't need to fucking remind me.

Cos I know.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS.

No seriously, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT HOMEWORK.
Just let me carry on living in denial that I have no homework.

Addicted to Wanted by Jessis James.
It's a good thing, holidays.
Cos you can just laze in bed and listen to the radio for half an hour before getting up.

More jokes! :D

• I met a bloke last night and he told me he was a bouncer!
  
  I pushed him down the stairs and he just laid at the bottom motionless....
  
  Lying fat fuck.
• So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty
• My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's gonna erect a barrier between us.
  
  Ha ha ha, erect.
• When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.
  
  I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
• What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?
  
  Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.
• Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
  "He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
  "Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
  "They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
  Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.
  Kind of makes me immortal.
• Ultimate phone prank
  
  1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?'
  
  2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline'
  
  3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE CUNT, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD''. before hanging up the phone
• A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
  
  The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
  
  "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
• The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.
  
  He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"
  
  I said, "No, you're black and you smell."
• I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly"
  
  That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.
  
  And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly"
  
  Probably will piss off the government as well.

This website is awesome.

i want yppae. ):

Talk to me about homework and I might just kill you :D
Good night!

That I miss someone.

Uh.
So I spent a good past of today watching past episodes of the Ultimatum, and re-writing Chapter 1.

[On a random sidenote, 291th post :D]

I want to post up my story!
(or rather *ahem* the miserable 4 chapters i have so far)
But I dunno post where :/

BORED OUTTA MY BRAINS.
So much so that I'm redo-ing the What 2009 Song Are You? quiz on FB till I get an answer I'm satisfied with.

Addicted to Blame It (On the Alcohol) by Jamie Foxx feat T-pain :D

I hate it when you tell people about this awesome song and then they say "Oh, I don't like the person who sang it." and thus they won't listen to it.
I hate when people don't listen to really good songs just because they're sung by some particular singers.
I mean like, so you hate that singer. SO?
Music's still music.
It can't help being sang by someone you hate.


[EDIT]
I found this on the "more info" thing for the MV of Crack A Bottle.

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Heheheh. Cool right :D